Question: Have you ever imagined what the world would be like without men? Answer: No crime and lots of happy fat women? I would like to add an ending that reads “with vibrators”. I have always maintained what I believe is a sensible Federal act: At age 21 years, every woman in the USA can contact a certain government department that, upon request, will furnish a free vibrator. Happy women = happy men = less crime and war.
Vibrators come in a wide array of colors, sizes, designs, textures and purposes. No matter how your tastes run, the end result is orgasm, hopefully, even multiple orgasms. Different purposes include clitoral, vagina, anal, G-spot, dual purpose (one vibrator, two people), etc. The bestselling vibrator is a waterproof Rabbit. The Rabbit comes in three colors: purple, pink, and red. The fact that it’s waterproof sets it apart from many other vibrators, yet that’s not the only reason it’s preferred. It contains little metal beads that rotate within, enhancing the vibrations, thus increasing the pleasure. This particular vibrator provides both external and internal ecstasy. All this bliss requires three AA batteries. If your taste runs to other animals pleasuring you, vibrators have heads of ducks, hummingbirds, bulls, insects, and more.
The G-spot vibrator has a curved end that, when inserted, is designed to target in on that elusive spot within a woman’s vagina. The result is reputed to be better than a clitoral or vaginal orgasm. Ladies, you be the judges of that claim. The anal vibrator, commonly know as “the vibrating butt plug,” speaks for itself, with one additional practice. This process starts with a small anal vibrator, and gradually, the vibrators increase in size until the receiver can bear no more.
The newest vibrator on the market is designed only for men, as it massages the prostrate. Another bestseller is the vibrator for two, each person on one end. This version requires a battery pack. Watching and encouraging your lover’s arousal grow and grow while your own body is approaching ecstasy is an intense turn-on. The vibrator that is the least liked and most returned is a plug-in that is too long at 18”, too noisy, and has way too much power, to the point of pain.
The notion that masturbating with a sex toys alone helps you to enjoy sex with someone else has been around a long time. I say, why not both together? Introduce your partner to Buzz, and take it from there.